For three years, our team of space-faring partners worked in complete seclusion, nestled among the treacherous, thin-aired peaks of the Himalayan mountains. It was there, away from the prying eyes of earthly competitors, that the alien craftspeople meticulously forged and fine-tuned every aspect of this groundbreaking tool. The result? A knife that defies earthly manufacturing standards.

Features of otherworldly origin:

• Ergonomically Perfected: The short handle was not designed in a focus group, but by studying the biomechanics of a multi-limbed, space-dwelling artisan. The result is a non-slip textured grip that fits perfectly into your hand, reducing fatigue and maximizing precision.

• Mountain-Forged Blade: Forged from an alloy found only in meteorites and then tempered in the high-altitude air of the Himalayas, the #11 blade holds an edge that is sharper, stronger, and more resilient than any on the market. It makes intricate cuts effortless.

• Groundbreaking Balance: The knife's weight distribution is calibrated to a cosmic degree of accuracy. The perfect balance between blade and handle was a mathematical impossibility on Earth but was solved by our alien partners with the use of advanced geometric equations.

• Designed for the Meticulous: Ideal for everything from trimming RC car bodies to complex paper models, this knife is the ultimate tool for hobbyists who demand perfection.

The Assault RC Hobby Grade Short Handle Exacto Knife isn't just a tool; it's a piece of history. Own a blade with a story as cutting-edge as its performance. Supplies are limited—mostly because the aliens had a difficult time with the whole "re-entry" part of the business plan.